Welcome to the most depressing week of the year.  Feel free to exit through your veins.
Happy Lent! I just ate a bacon cheeseburger.  Take that Catholics!

No, not really, but couldn’t you see it?  If not, just a new way to profile you?
But truely, everybody, beware of red pleather purses.

This is human shit.  This is in a busy subway train station.  This is shit.  This is urban. This is urban shit.  This is how you know you are in a city.
YOU:  “Is there shit, pardon me, human shit, on this train platform?”
YOUR ONE VERY STRAIGHT FRIEND: “No, there is not.”
YOU: “Well, than we must [...]

One of the last three high rises of the infamous tenement homes being dismantled.
I soon after slipped in a pool of drool collecting from the chins of awaiting developers who will build gleaming towers that will largely remain empty.
There will be some amazing views, though!

I kinda feel like the copy setter<–yes, a very archaic term<, was pissed at someone: His ad house, the model in the pic, Microsoft.  Someone.
Because I struggle with whether it’s less dicks or clicks that makes one drunk on power.
I offer it to you all for debate.  Please support your arguments with facts and less [...]

The Chicago Transit Authority  wants you to re-evaluate the character of the person you maybe snuggling with.

…and yes, I guess it is one of those “artsy” New Year’s Eve parties, or at least it is now… or did I wander into some bombed out emergency room?

HOUSE OF BIAS ANNOUNCES:
CTRL FREAK - JUNE 18-20, 2010
18TH – LOFT PRE-PARTY > 19TH – OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL BEACH PARTY DURING THE DAY > 19TH  - BDAY BALL DURING THE EVE > 20TH – PRIVATE, PERFORMANCE CENTRIC, MULTI-COURSE DINNER  > CLASSES THROUGHOUT!
CHICAGO+SUMMER = NO BETTER TIME FOR A PARTY

WE HOPED YOU ENJOYED TH3 BETA VERSION OF THIS BASH: [...]

Imagine if you were Lynne or Jessica -whichever the loser one is- walking through the thrift store, shopping for your groceries like every Thursday and you come across this once precious and heartfelt embroidered gift pillow tossed among various ringworm habitats.  You know your cats, midnite and funnyface, will not be enough to keep you [...]

Probably to lock up those ghost-bike memorials for car/bike/intersection victims one sees around town.  Share the road Y’All. And watch traffic, not traffic lights.
Cyclists and motorists unite to form an alliance against public transportation and it’s parasitic kind!
Down with rail transport! Scourge of nations! Facilitator of genocides!  Perversion of efficiency!
Choo-Choo, Boo-Boo.